(In no particular order)
1. Observed a husband and wife at the doctors office. The husband received a phone call and proceeded to talk extremely loudly in the waiting room, completely unaware that he was in a public place. His wife thought it would be a good idea to berate her husband in public, telling him to get off of the "f*cking phone, godd*mnit." To make matters even more humorous, the husband decided to yell at his wife right back. This continued for about ten minutes in a jam-packed waiting room.
2. I was approached by a man in a Che Guevara hat and t-shirt who looked EXACTLY like Fidel Castro asking me if I would like to purchase a book in support of "Jews For Jesus."
3. Observed citizens from every sovereign state in the world at IKEA in Long Island. I didn't know whether I was supposed to buy furniture or sit in on United Nations Human Rights conference.
4. Convinced myself that my apartment wast infested with bedbugs because I woke up with at least 10 bug bites on my arms and shoulders. However, to my hypochondriac-like embarrassment, after going to the doctor and calling an exterminator, all these bites turned out to be were mosquito bites.
5. Realized that there is a man across the courtyard from my building who is a legitimate window-peeper. Every morning while I am changing this guy looks directly at me, literally eye-contact. He stands at his window and literally just stares at me until I get creeped-out enough to shut my blinds. F'in New York City.
And for fans of "Jersey Shore"....
Au revoir,
Prepstarr
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